Wednesday, February 27, 2008

MYNX Sistaspy Vol. III

You will see that our island looks like any other island, but do not be fooled by the appearance, we keep it this way so that we can stay under radar.
None of he vegitation here is real, so do not eat anything actually most of it has a small amount of seditive that will render anyone who consumes it unconscious. This is done to insure the secrecy of the island. If you remember you "slept" on the jet ride here, well, we drugged you so that you don't even know our coordinates, that way if you get caught during a mission you can not give away our location. Harsh, but hey sistas gotta do what sistas gotta do.
There are no living animals on this island, they are all high tech surveillance equipment, they can harm you as they are designed to protect the island at all costs, do not approach them or you will be in the infirmary for some time. My sister LYNX learned the hard way on that one. She can't hear a bird chirp without jumping. Her bad, she was warned. The panthers, cougars and leopards patrol the grounds at night. Do not roam around as they are in attack to kill mode. Should you be summoned at night, a black panther will be sent to escort you to your rendevous point, always stay behind the panther and do not look it directly in the eyes. I learned that the hardway, its a good think I had just finished M.A.C.K. training and LYNX was watching on a camera or I would have been dead.. The panther will be set to protect you at all costs, there will be a signal sent to the other animals to allow you passage, but should you veer from the panther guide they will attack.
I know this is a lot to take in, but you will get the hang of it. Here is your bungalow. It is meant to look like the foliage, so memorize where it is. You have neighbors, but you will never meet them and don't try. You will be introduced to the sistaspies you need to know, when the time comes.
(You enter the bungalow)
As you can see you have a 3 story, 4 bedroom bungalow. The extra rooms are for any shespies that visit and have a mission with you. Don't worry they never remember where we live once they have completed a mission. There is a full service spa on the first floor, there you are to pamper yourself for at least 3 hours ever day. You must maintain your physique, your appearance and your stress level. Should you neglect to do this, your panther guide will be sure to remind you. Oh yes, and they can talk when necessary, but they only relay messages to you and can not engage in conversation. You will spend the rest of your day in training and in the evening you may do any recreational activity in your home as you choose. You must at all times be ready to perform your Shespy duties day or night. For the next 2 days you may get acclimated to your home and work on a schedule. I will be back to check on you in 24 hours, until then enjoy as we are at the peak of our season.
2 B cont'd...

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