Wednesday, February 27, 2008

MYNX Sistaspy Vol. V

VOL. V

You can tell that JYNX is going to become and easy distraction for you and you don't have time for something like that so you have to build a wall. No matter what you have to make sure that he does not like to be around you or even talk to you. Your safety and the safety of your future missions depend on it. After turning and looking in his eyes for a second you realize that this is going to be a lot harder than you thought.

"So I see your new here." JYNX is trying to make small talk, but you can't engage with him.

"Look, I don't have time for this nonsense. It would be best if you don't say anything to me as I am one that can anger easily."

"Sorry, I am just trying to pass the time. I have work to do as well you know?"

"I know. So, why don't you think about that and leave me alone."

"Fine, you are not the first shespy to be evil, nor will you be the last."

Why did it hurt your feelings so much for him to say that to you? You can't let him get in your head. You are here to do a job and you must complete your task.

"Whatever. Just shut up."

(Meanwhile)

Back at command LYNX and MYNX are watching the interaction between you and JYNX.

"She is a tough one, but he can handle it."

"MYNX do you think we are doing the right thing trying to hook those two up?"

"Yes, we know that the combination of those two genetically will create the ultimate super spy. Oh and our brother needs a girl."

"True, but it seems kind of like we are pimping them to each other."

"Not really we will use 072479 for real missions, but her first mission is to fall in love with and marry our brother."

"She doesn't seem very fond of him. She is actually rather rude. I don't know about this."

"That is just a front. She is the ultimate warrior so she is trying to be prepared for all things. I can tell though that she really likes him. Did you see her breath catch after she really looked at him once he was secure in the handcuffs?"

"You are stretching, but I will trust you for the time being. We better get over there before our brother loses his hands. Those cuffs are on pretty tight."

"Good point. Trust me on this, they are the perfect pair."

2 b cont'd

MYNX Sistaspy Vol. IV

PART IV
As you being to wander around your luxurious home your realize that you have a feeling that you are not alone. You feel as though someone is watching you, so you go into stealth mode. As you quickly and agilely work your way around corners, you see flashes of a person running in front of you.
"So much for rest and relaxation," you think, "it is but kickin time now."
Just as you round the corner in what you assume is the living room you see a man.
"Freeze or I will beat you back to the womb."
The man turns around completely startled, before he can explain his presence in your residence you launch into him like a fat man at a rib eating contest. After a few minutes of the man screaming like a little girl in pigtails and begging you for mercy you finally put him in a full nelson and ask him to explain himself.
In a choked voice he replies, "My name is JYNX. I am here to service your high tech panther."
"Bullshit! There are no men on this island."
"Actually, there is one, me. Now if you could kindly stop choking me so I can explain that would be good."
Lucky for you, you keep handcuffs in your back pocket at all times, something you learned in Navy Seal training. You quickly cuff the man and slam him into a chair. Even at 6'2" JYNX was scrawny. You feel kind of bad for beating up such a puny guy, but you can never be too careful that is what SGT.Smith used to tell the entire unit.
"MYNX! LYNX! Assistance NOW!"
Immediately LYNX comes online. "Yes, sistaspy 072479? Is there a problem."
"Your damn right there is a problem. There is a man in my house claiming to be the panther maintainence man."
"Oh, hey bro. I think Mymy forgot to tell 072479 about you."
"THANKS MYMY!!!"
MYNX pipes in, "Sorry big bro. 072479, this is our brother JYNX, Jamal Yahya Nassar Xavier, he is the head operations manager for the entire island. I forgot to tell you that he will periodically be in your bungalow checking your computers and your panther protector."
"Well, I am still not comfortable letting him go. I mean this could be a test and if I let him go, I might render myself vulnerable."
"Good Job 072479, you are correct that was the beginning of your testing. I will come back to your bungalow and then you may let JYNX go so that he can finish his rounds. MYNX out."
"LYNX out."
"Well, JYNX, if that is your real name, I guess it is just you and me."
"I guess so, but I really hope my sister hurries up since my fingers are losing feeling from the handcuffs. Since I have worked here a long time I am not going to even try to ask you loosen them up."
"You got that right," you reply indignantly. You didn't survive Navy Seal training and the War in Iraq to get got by some puny computer nerd.
JYNX was an attractive man however, the color of a Hershey bar with smooth skin and a nice smile. He wasn't as puny as you previously thought, he was well toned for his stature. You quickly snap out of it because you are here for a job not to act like Giget goes Shespy.
2 B Cont'd

MYNX Sistaspy Vol. III

You will see that our island looks like any other island, but do not be fooled by the appearance, we keep it this way so that we can stay under radar.
None of he vegitation here is real, so do not eat anything actually most of it has a small amount of seditive that will render anyone who consumes it unconscious. This is done to insure the secrecy of the island. If you remember you "slept" on the jet ride here, well, we drugged you so that you don't even know our coordinates, that way if you get caught during a mission you can not give away our location. Harsh, but hey sistas gotta do what sistas gotta do.
There are no living animals on this island, they are all high tech surveillance equipment, they can harm you as they are designed to protect the island at all costs, do not approach them or you will be in the infirmary for some time. My sister LYNX learned the hard way on that one. She can't hear a bird chirp without jumping. Her bad, she was warned. The panthers, cougars and leopards patrol the grounds at night. Do not roam around as they are in attack to kill mode. Should you be summoned at night, a black panther will be sent to escort you to your rendevous point, always stay behind the panther and do not look it directly in the eyes. I learned that the hardway, its a good think I had just finished M.A.C.K. training and LYNX was watching on a camera or I would have been dead.. The panther will be set to protect you at all costs, there will be a signal sent to the other animals to allow you passage, but should you veer from the panther guide they will attack.
I know this is a lot to take in, but you will get the hang of it. Here is your bungalow. It is meant to look like the foliage, so memorize where it is. You have neighbors, but you will never meet them and don't try. You will be introduced to the sistaspies you need to know, when the time comes.
(You enter the bungalow)
As you can see you have a 3 story, 4 bedroom bungalow. The extra rooms are for any shespies that visit and have a mission with you. Don't worry they never remember where we live once they have completed a mission. There is a full service spa on the first floor, there you are to pamper yourself for at least 3 hours ever day. You must maintain your physique, your appearance and your stress level. Should you neglect to do this, your panther guide will be sure to remind you. Oh yes, and they can talk when necessary, but they only relay messages to you and can not engage in conversation. You will spend the rest of your day in training and in the evening you may do any recreational activity in your home as you choose. You must at all times be ready to perform your Shespy duties day or night. For the next 2 days you may get acclimated to your home and work on a schedule. I will be back to check on you in 24 hours, until then enjoy as we are at the peak of our season.
2 B cont'd...

MYNX Sistaspy Vol. II

N.A.S was created and developed in 1980 by two women, Lena Palamino and Dottie Deloncre. These women realized that there was a great gap in the number of women superspies, because of this they felt that a female spy could infultrate an organization easier, really for a few reasons; 1 no one would suspect them and 2 since most evil organizations are run by men, shespies have a natural sex appeal that no man can resist. You will begin to learn your sex appeal tactics when you start your training. It may sound strange, but these are the tactics that can save your life; well those and learning to kick major butt, but that is another training.
The training will consist of three major parts the first is the S.A.T or Sex Appeal Training. Second there is your M.A.C.K training a.k.a Mortal Attack, Combat and Kickin Ass and finally P.I.M.P or Personal Imaginative Mental Preparation. Without any of these three you will never be able to become a sucessful shespy, each one is designed to train and test your physical, emotional and mental stability and well-being. They are rigorous tests, but once completed you will join the ranks of fellow spies such as, Jill Scott, Gabriel Union, Condolezza Rice, I know, she is very good at her job, you would almost believe she really is that much of a sell out, Sylvia Rhone, Mariah Carey and many more. You will learn each spy and what they are here for, until then you might want to relax for a minute before you begin your training. Let's go to your bungalow and I will show you how it all works...

MYNX Sistaspy Vol.1

Chapter 1- The Meeting

It has been another trying day for me. Between working on a Master's in Bio-Chemistry and trying to save the world, I have a lot on my plate. All I want to do right now is sit down and have a pedicure, massage, latte and a nice book to read.
Well, since I know that is not going to happen let me quickly introduce myself, so that we can continue on with our tour of the N.A.S (National Association of Sistaspies) headquarters. My name is Maya Yvonne Nichelle Xavier better known as MYNX. I have been an international superspy for 3 years along with my twin sister Lena Yasmeen Nicole Xavier, also known as LYNX. We work for no one and work only to further the goals of N.A.S. The purpose of N.A.S is to rid the Earth of evil doers and most importantly scandalous people. LYNX and I are both children of governmental scientific prodigies, and thus we are well... Genius' I specialize in strategy, combat and maneuvers, LYNX is the Gadget queen. She makes um and I try not to break um, but enough about my sister and I it is more important for you to know the goals of N.A.S. and the role you will play in our next vital mission...