MYNX Sistaspy Vol. IV
PART IV
As you being to wander around your luxurious home your realize that you have a feeling that you are not alone. You feel as though someone is watching you, so you go into stealth mode. As you quickly and agilely work your way around corners, you see flashes of a person running in front of you.
"So much for rest and relaxation," you think, "it is but kickin time now."
Just as you round the corner in what you assume is the living room you see a man.
"Freeze or I will beat you back to the womb."
The man turns around completely startled, before he can explain his presence in your residence you launch into him like a fat man at a rib eating contest. After a few minutes of the man screaming like a little girl in pigtails and begging you for mercy you finally put him in a full nelson and ask him to explain himself.
In a choked voice he replies, "My name is JYNX. I am here to service your high tech panther."
"Bullshit! There are no men on this island."
"Actually, there is one, me. Now if you could kindly stop choking me so I can explain that would be good."
Lucky for you, you keep handcuffs in your back pocket at all times, something you learned in Navy Seal training. You quickly cuff the man and slam him into a chair. Even at 6'2" JYNX was scrawny. You feel kind of bad for beating up such a puny guy, but you can never be too careful that is what SGT.Smith used to tell the entire unit.
"MYNX! LYNX! Assistance NOW!"
Immediately LYNX comes online. "Yes, sistaspy 072479? Is there a problem."
"Your damn right there is a problem. There is a man in my house claiming to be the panther maintainence man."
"Oh, hey bro. I think Mymy forgot to tell 072479 about you."
"THANKS MYMY!!!"
MYNX pipes in, "Sorry big bro. 072479, this is our brother JYNX, Jamal Yahya Nassar Xavier, he is the head operations manager for the entire island. I forgot to tell you that he will periodically be in your bungalow checking your computers and your panther protector."
"Well, I am still not comfortable letting him go. I mean this could be a test and if I let him go, I might render myself vulnerable."
"Good Job 072479, you are correct that was the beginning of your testing. I will come back to your bungalow and then you may let JYNX go so that he can finish his rounds. MYNX out."
"LYNX out."
"Well, JYNX, if that is your real name, I guess it is just you and me."
"I guess so, but I really hope my sister hurries up since my fingers are losing feeling from the handcuffs. Since I have worked here a long time I am not going to even try to ask you loosen them up."
"You got that right," you reply indignantly. You didn't survive Navy Seal training and the War in Iraq to get got by some puny computer nerd.
JYNX was an attractive man however, the color of a Hershey bar with smooth skin and a nice smile. He wasn't as puny as you previously thought, he was well toned for his stature. You quickly snap out of it because you are here for a job not to act like Giget goes Shespy.
2 B Cont'd
As you being to wander around your luxurious home your realize that you have a feeling that you are not alone. You feel as though someone is watching you, so you go into stealth mode. As you quickly and agilely work your way around corners, you see flashes of a person running in front of you.
"So much for rest and relaxation," you think, "it is but kickin time now."
Just as you round the corner in what you assume is the living room you see a man.
"Freeze or I will beat you back to the womb."
The man turns around completely startled, before he can explain his presence in your residence you launch into him like a fat man at a rib eating contest. After a few minutes of the man screaming like a little girl in pigtails and begging you for mercy you finally put him in a full nelson and ask him to explain himself.
In a choked voice he replies, "My name is JYNX. I am here to service your high tech panther."
"Bullshit! There are no men on this island."
"Actually, there is one, me. Now if you could kindly stop choking me so I can explain that would be good."
Lucky for you, you keep handcuffs in your back pocket at all times, something you learned in Navy Seal training. You quickly cuff the man and slam him into a chair. Even at 6'2" JYNX was scrawny. You feel kind of bad for beating up such a puny guy, but you can never be too careful that is what SGT.Smith used to tell the entire unit.
"MYNX! LYNX! Assistance NOW!"
Immediately LYNX comes online. "Yes, sistaspy 072479? Is there a problem."
"Your damn right there is a problem. There is a man in my house claiming to be the panther maintainence man."
"Oh, hey bro. I think Mymy forgot to tell 072479 about you."
"THANKS MYMY!!!"
MYNX pipes in, "Sorry big bro. 072479, this is our brother JYNX, Jamal Yahya Nassar Xavier, he is the head operations manager for the entire island. I forgot to tell you that he will periodically be in your bungalow checking your computers and your panther protector."
"Well, I am still not comfortable letting him go. I mean this could be a test and if I let him go, I might render myself vulnerable."
"Good Job 072479, you are correct that was the beginning of your testing. I will come back to your bungalow and then you may let JYNX go so that he can finish his rounds. MYNX out."
"LYNX out."
"Well, JYNX, if that is your real name, I guess it is just you and me."
"I guess so, but I really hope my sister hurries up since my fingers are losing feeling from the handcuffs. Since I have worked here a long time I am not going to even try to ask you loosen them up."
"You got that right," you reply indignantly. You didn't survive Navy Seal training and the War in Iraq to get got by some puny computer nerd.
JYNX was an attractive man however, the color of a Hershey bar with smooth skin and a nice smile. He wasn't as puny as you previously thought, he was well toned for his stature. You quickly snap out of it because you are here for a job not to act like Giget goes Shespy.
2 B Cont'd
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